Stuff My Awesome Girlfriend Says

We need to go home soon; the word “fifteen” looks weird to me… I just wrote “five-teen”. We need to go home.”

I thought that man was holding a duvet, I didn’t realise it was his wife!

These potatoes smell like Vikings, They do! They do!

I’m a crumbinal! The cleaners are going to hate me.

This is the best shower ever, it smells of Mexican

Heaven :O

I forgot it was a blister, I thought it was chocolate.

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I just chin-butted a giant snow ball

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I just rolled in the snow because I missed you so much

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I think you’d look cute with the foot of a black man

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“I think Sirius Black is remarkably well rounded, considering how long he spent in prison.”

“I wouldn’t want to be in a wheelchair unless I could play that wheelchair basketball game”

Like, basketball you mean?